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Damon Baird by xKnowlinggirlx Damon Baird by xKnowlinggirlx
Damon Baird (voiced by Fred Tatasciore) is a cynical and reluctant soldier, whose main strengths lie in his intelligence. During the events of Gears of War, he appears as a sarcastic soldier, that takes and makes jokes. He is initially a member of Alpha squad, but is folded into Delta squad. He is highly knowledgeable about the Locust Horde and, for this reason, he is a great asset to his squad. Among other things, he also excels in mechanics, hacking and other repair-related tasks, such as repairing a damaged APC and hacking into geobots. Early in Gears of War, Baird expresses disdain for Fenix, and indicates that he thinks he should have been promoted to lead Delta squad. However, Fenix quickly earns his respect through his battlefield leadership.

'I'm coughing up blood that ain't even mine!'

'Did anybody else's bullshit detector just go off? '

[Marcus is driving in a pitch black, cold tunnel. Dom is handling the big-ass shotgun and there are Locust everywhere] Hey? Mom, dad? Are we there yet?
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Artruos Featured By Owner May 18, 2015
"Sorry 'bout the brains."
TDManiacXC626 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013
Fred's performance as the ever sarcastic comedian Baird is funny enough to cheer me up even when I'm having a really bad day.
I think it'd be awesome if Fred got a spot on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, boy we'd be in for a world of laughs!
nlizet Featured By Owner May 18, 2012
BAIRD!!! MY HUSBAND!!! :heart: :squee: :heart:
I love that guy so much! :love: If he was real, I marry him right on the spot!!! :happybounce: :nuu:
As much as he can be a sarcastic ass at times, he's still makes up for it by being funny without trying and isn't afraid to be himself. I like a man who isn't gonna hide who he is, be himself and still have people like him. (Plus, being super cute and handy is a bonus!!! :giggle:)

"Failure is not the end, but the beginning to start anew." - nlizet
TDManiacXC626 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013
And me with my big bottle of Suicide pills.
FreakyYesIAm Featured By Owner May 25, 2011
Baird is my favorite COG. I would marry him if he was real. People who know me well, say he is my husband anyways. :heart:
IronsChick Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Love it. :)
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